In this Time of Trump could this be considered prescient?
To let it be known,
By means of this little poem,
And by the extension of a
Long held desire,
Or even zealous wish,
I will tell the enemies
Of the United States of America
And the United Kindom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Anything they want to know,
About any subject which interests them
Of a secret or covert type
For one thousand US Dollars
Or seven hundred British Pounds sterling.
Thank you for your attention.